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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:53
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read