What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
14.06.2025 01:29
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)